Jeanine: Steven Seagal is a doucebag.
Dana: I love him.
Jeanine: You are a fool.
Dana: He is everything I wish I could be. For Christmas I want a life-sized framed poster of him. And also a nose hair trimmer.
Jeanine: A nose hair trimmer??
Dana: Yes. For $5.
Jeanine: A five dollar nose hair trimmer? You might want one a little more expensive.
Dana: Nah, find a "gently used" one off of eBay.
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